Splatoon makes me horny.
The CoroCoro Manga should be blessed by jesus and god. Hey squids, I need holy-water for the lovely work in Japan. Thanks ya'll in advance. I believe in god, so don't judge me. 

Name? I don't say that... just call me Liam, cuz I like this name. Don't bother me though. 
Age? Who cares...
Gender? According to the name, I'm obviously a male.

Weird fact: I use irony very much and I'm a mystery.