HELLO MY DARLINGS, 

NORMALLY MY NICHE IS WEREWOLVES, VAMPIRES, DEMONS AND ALL THINGS SUPERNATURAL, SO EXPECT ALL THESE. I PROMISE I SHALL WRITE THEM JUST FOR YOU. WELL I AM VERY GIFTED IN THE WRITING THINGIE CATEGORY OR WHATEVER. SO IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR A CO-AUTHOR OR SOMEONE TO JUST THROW IDEAS AROUND WITH, I IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE.

YOU SHOULD ALL READ MY FIRST STORY, RELEASE ME, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME, I MUST SAY MYSELF. IF YOU WANT ANY STORIES FROM ME IN PARTICLUR, I WILL DO ANYTHING IN MY SUPA AWESOME POWER OF WRITERNESS TO PLEASE YOU. 

AND YOU SHOUTED THIS ENTIRE IN YOUR HEAD. HOPE YOU DON'T GET A HEADACHE. 

LOVE, 
ROXIE 

P.S. A WRITER IS NOT ONE PERSON BUT ONE MILLION PEOPLE TRYING TO BECOME ONE