Things I texted before

"D-don't my muscles make me look cute?"
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I tried the Grimace Shake and woke up in your mom's fugly ass basement 

bet you begged for a cash app card that's why your mom took me in her basement and tried to steal mine for her MOMMYS BOY😍

master has the FATEST ASS OF ALL WIZARDS
*casually steals line from maya winky ASMR*

you're just mad because when your dad found out that your mom was pregnant he decided to go and be gay because no one wants you as a child

PLAYERS X SAY IT RIGHT