First off, what you should know before you try to get to know me is the truth about fangirls and the dangers they possess.

Fact 1. I'm a Directioner. ALL THE WAY. I have a particular soft spot for Niall Horan, though. ( He's just so cute with his blue eyes and all!!!!) So, do not interrupt me while I'm fangirling!!

Fact 2.  I'm a total bookworm/nerd/dork which is a terrible combination with fact 1. Honest. It's like lighting a barrel of  Molotov cocktails on top of a crate of 4th of July fireworks. (I'm not sure what the outcome is but it would probably end up with that big, smoking crater left in the ground named after your idiotness.)

Fact 3. I don't have any more facts left, which comes to show how dull my life is. And I'm writing all this in hopes that you'll waste your time trying to comprehend this entire message which, probably you are not doing, because you're still wondering about the possibility of the crater named after you. (Don't try this at home, kids!) 

Thank you for reading this. I assure you, you have wasted your PRECIOUS time ( I'll bet it is..) on my completely weird description of my life.