ZaireWrites

Ok, so this just happened to me, and I thought it would be funny in your 100 things not style 
          
          You are an amazing writer and I always find you funny and awesome 
          
          You: Ughhh my phone's at 20%. Welp, time to charge it. :p
          
          *You plug in your phone, and as soon as you do it immediately drops a percent*
          
          You: What the heck?? >:0
          
          Phone: The purpose of my existance is to make people suffer >;D
          
          You: :'(

Danimations777

Just wanted to make people's day with a funny excerpt from my book:
          
              CREAK!
          
             My bedroom door slowly opened.
          
             Talk about a creepy. Isn't it bad enough that my clock sounds like a freaking time bomb. I don't need a burglar sniffing my unmentionables right now.