smoof

oh wow hey! hello! i know that if you are reading this you are proably noisy and i can respect that. you may or may not know me but i am smoof (orginally known as bean or queenofnekos) and let's just say i've been feeling iffy about this but...
          
          i am joining wattpad! again! (yippie) 
          
          you don't really need a life story from me but i am kinda nervous about this update since wattpad was a really big apart of my life and early development (some of it not good) but after a incident i kinda had to leave for a bit.
          
          if you remember me, please get in touch. i've been feeling extra nostalgic recently and wanted to see how many of my old friends on here are active.

oh my god just logging in makes me violently ill (jkjk) (also i am thinking of getting into wattpad roleplay again so if you have any please send em over)

*john mulaney voice* i am so angry and horny all the time..

Stumbled across your bio and saw the “we’ll meet again” the first thing that popped into my head was “WHEN BOTH OUR CARS COLLIDE!” Do I need help?

so uh.. jammed my left finger yesterday and today i slipped, fell into the puddle on the concrete and landed on my left arm. life is great tbh.

did i really drop from the face of the earth the past couple of days?? abSOlutely 
          
          am i emotional stable to roleplay? nooo.
          
          will i go feral and become one with the earth? who knows.
          
          
          //all jokes aside. i apologize to everyone i am roleplaying. my head is acting stupid atm.

me: yeah i am getting better.
          also me: listen to Agnes by Glass Animals on repeat to feel like someone's telling me to not do it.

happy valentines day! even if this year was pretty shitty for my romantic life i am still happy to celebrate it with people i love and the people who make me smile everyday. 
          
          so tell someone who makes you smile that you appreciate em!

remember now. it isn't a crush. you have several attachment issues and someone is paying attention to you.

something i have a love hate relationship with is when babysitting a toddler you have to put to sleep for naps. 
          they have the ability to jiggly puff you. like once they fall asleep, you're out beside them.