Random 2.0

I’ve literally just decided to rewrite Harry Potter and the Cursed Child for myself. I honestly don’t even care anymore.
          
          I’ve joked about rewriting things with my friends before but I am 100% serious this time. I just wanna explore the things that could’ve happened instead 

Hello.. im StOoPiD ik but are u pan? Cuz I only found bi people on this app and now I'm lonely cuz I found no one who is pan like meh.... 

Ok hold up-
          
          Imma cut right to the chase and say that this is for the Drarry shippers out there. 
          
          Alright so, some common knowledge that we all know is that all pure-blood families are related to each other in some sort of way. Of course this leads us to the realization that Draco and Harry are distantly related (Harry because of his father and Draco because he IS a pure-blood). I was thinking about this and I decided to play a game of “who is related to who”. 
          
          I started thinking about all of the pure-blood families and I realized something that most of us probably overlooked. 
          
          GINNY IS A PURE-BLOOD TOO! 
          HER AND HARRY ARE ALSO DISTANTLY RELATED.
          
          I don’t know if y’all knew this but MAN that was a huge realization for me. Honestly share this info with some other Drarry shippers (or even Hinny shippers, Drarry haters, and friends) just to see the reactions. Though if I’m being honest I’m probably the last person to have realized this-

hI tHeRe, I sAw A cOmMeNt YoU lEfT oN a StOrY, aNd YoU sEeMeD cHiLl-
          
          
          I'm sorry. Hillo!