lufffy_taro

THANK YOU!!!!!

lufffy_taro

SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT MY NEXT CHAPTERS AND RILEY HAS LOST ALL CAPACITY FOR INDOOR VOICES!!!
          
          She kicked the door open, tail floofed to maximum volume, yelling “WE’RE CELEBRATING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.”
          She’s already pacing the room like a gremlin general planning a victory parade.
          
          I’m over here trying to breathe normally while she’s vibrating in the corner, clutching the receipt like it’s a sacred artifact.
          
          Anyway.
          I’m screaming.
          She’s screaming.
          We’re all screaming.
          
          THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 
          
          I hope you enjoy them because Riley is ready to personally deliver dramatic commentary for every single scene.

lufffy_taro

Alright my beloved goblins, gremlins, cryptids, and miscellaneous basement creatures, LISTEN UP.
          
          I am officially 10 chapters ahead, which means I have achieved the impossible: I have future sight. I have content. I have organization. Someone alert the authorities.
          
          At some point today I’ll be yeeting the new chapters onto Patreon like a raccoon throwing trash out of a dumpster. If you want early access, they’re there. I made the price as low as humanly possible but apparently iPhone said “capitalism” and slapped its own numbers on it. I do not control the fruit phone.
          
          BUT FEAR NOT.
          
          Everything will still be posted here for free, three chapters a week, starting July 8th.
          Mark your calendars. Tattoo it on your forehead. Whisper it to your houseplants.
          
          I love you, my little gremlins.
          Stay chaotic. Stay hydrated.
          See you on the 8th.

lufffy_taro

I feel your pain… I’m a moneyless grub gremlin too ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
            I’m sorry but I gotta finish my chapter backlog ✨ I’m so close—soon I’ll be posting again. If I finish early I’ll drop it early, I swear.
            Please be patient, it’s coming… I’ve been working hard like a feral raccoon on caffeine.
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SparkleArts

@ lufffy_taro  so late? Man. I would love to see the chapters earlier but I need to save my money.
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lufffy_taro

I’ll be posting the next chapter coming next Saturday
          
          And from here on out I will be releasing 3 chapters a week possible four if I can manage it please be patient with me I am working on getting more content for everyone. As always toots magoots peeps.