lukeisadontstop

can I get to 200 by the end of the year? probably not but let's try anyway yay

sentinel_chickens

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What is up? Is this you? Where is you? Is pizza a vegetable? How do mermaids give birth? Are llamas mammals? How many genders are there for real? Is tom cruise really that short? Does Vin Diesel star in any rom coms? Will Eddie Redmayne ever get to be on Doctor Who? Will Ashton ever get to sit in a tree, eat pine cones and yodel and small children? Will trump ever admit to Area 51? Why do T. Rex's cry rainbows? 
          
          Ps. What's Forrest Gump's internet password? 
          
          1forrest1
          
          
          Signed, 
          
          A very bored and really wants to go to sleep but can't mystery_triplets

lukeisadontstop

@mystery_triplets hi. yes. in bed. yes. they don't. no they are godly beings of manifestation. 87. probably. yes, all of them. hopefully. of course, don't doubt my prediction skills. he'll never amount to anything. t rexes don't cry anything as they are dead. I'm tired. goodnight.
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BoneDaddyWhereIsU

Notice me senpai!

BoneDaddyWhereIsU

My life is complete. I have been noticed.
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lukeisadontstop

but anyway yes consider yourself noticed? I don't know why you like me because I don't even like me  BUT IM GLAD YOU DO
            hopefully I was able to bring some sort of joy into your life
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lukeisadontstop

@BoneDaddyWhereIsU I just spent the last three hours going through literally hundreds of notifications because I haven't been on this website in a hot minute I have to say, this one is my favourites because this is the comment that marks the moment that I peaked in life. it's all downhill from here.
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LittleMissMarauder

Ashton- lame 
          Mocle- lame 
          Calum- lame
          Me- dope

LittleMissMarauder

   YASSSSS
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lukeisadontstop

@LittleMissMarauder "Luke Hemmings everybody"
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lukeisadontstop

@LittleMissMarauder YES I LOVE THAT INTERVIEW LOL
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MiraItalyUsa-Chan

You lied to me.........I should've boughten the apple juice or orange juice instead, propel just tastes like juice that had ice in it, but all the ice melted, it tastes weird, I can never trust you again. D:

MiraItalyUsa-Chan

@Luke-is-a-Dont-Stop It actually tastes somewhat decent when it's room temperature, most likely not buying it ever again though..........
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lukeisadontstop

besides, everything sucks in comparison to apple juice
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lukeisadontstop

@MiraItalyUsa-Chan aw dont be like that
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