What unites us is stronger than what divides us- lumpy green muffin
I don't have it. Screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place- John Bender 
Just me, just you and me.  Two hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor!  Anytime you're ready, pal!- Andrew Clark 
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?- Brian Johnson 
"You see us as you want to see us-in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal. Does that answer your question?"- John Hughes
"You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people."- Richard Vernon