Greetings Midgardians! I see that you hath found this precious profile of mine. 


*cough*

Pardon my Asgardian, I just can't help it.

Anyway, hello people!!!! I'm the one and only Lurker Lisia. Just call me Lisia, it's my actual nickname. ^-^ I don't really know how to write a good profile so I'm just gonna put an acrostic poem describing myself. 

Laughing stock of the universe
Undoing all bad things
Rational decisions? Lame
Knight of imagination!
Enchanters of readers (?)
Ruler of her own universe

Lifetime of a wanderer
In a sitcom-ish life
Supreme style of work
Impossible to be replaced
And always, lurking all the way!

Does that sound a little too-good-too-be-true? Here's the bad(ass?) version of it.

Lover of cats
Unable to speak normally
Remnant of the past
Knight of mischief
Emperor of chaos
Raging might

Lifetime of drunkenness 
Impairable attitude
Singer of hell
Impossible to be saved 
Always lurking in the dark side

Well... That last poem seems better right? 😅

I'm just a teen who writes when boredom strikes. In other times I listen to classical ochestral pieces from Holst or Mozart's requiem and then switch to power metal songs from Dragonforce (Idk what's wrong with me). I like to read some good mystery story (Agatha Christie is my favourite) or some scientific articles 😅. I just love some humour, and I do have some problem with over-laughing. I also like to read some comics, usually Marvel. I'm also a mad cat person cuz why not.

Follow me on instagram: @alicia_astatine

Have a good day! May the force be with you! Live long and prosper! 

In the brightest day, in the blackest night. Now evil shall be in my sight. Those who worship the evil beware my power, LURKER LANTERN MIGHT! ~The Lurker Lantern Core