Oi, my name's Korg and I'm kinda the leader of this joint.
Some Trivia about me:
1) I have a collection of typewriters.
2) I'm a huge Marvel/Avengers nerd.
3) I was loosely involved in Watergate.
4) My pen-pal is the niece of Vladimir Putin
5) I shot JFK.
6) I love Vines.
7) I was very young when I was born.
8) I died in 1999, and was reborn in 2004 to the dismay of my enemies.
9) I am distantly related to George Washington.
10) I caused the Recession of 2008.
11) I love cats and dogs and all furry creatures except for Furries.
12) I have memorized What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones and can sing it perfectly on command.
13) The BP oil spill? That was me.
14) I can play Mary Had A Little Lamb on piano, and that's literally all I can play.
15) I can accurately guess a person's favorite color by only knowing one thing about them: Their favorite color.
16) I have 3 cats and a dog and one of them's a bitch and it ain't the dog.
17) I survived the Big Bang.
18) I've collected 5 out of six Infinity Stones. Just need someone to sacrifice for the Soul Stone...
19) I can speak telepathically to dolphins.
20) You will never know my real name.
21) I bred the first teacup piglet. You're welcome.
22) I killed 3 men and injured five in a horrible cooking accident (beware spatulas). Don't ask about it.
23) I can knit killer scarves (extra emphasis on the "killer" part)
24) Follow me on Tumblr @luvly-lavender.
25) I love poetry, and unsettling short stories, some of which I write.
And that is all.
- The Schunited Schnates of Schamerica
- JoinedJanuary 8, 2020
- website: luvly-lavender.tumblr.com/
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