Oi, my name's Korg and I'm kinda the leader of this joint. 

Some Trivia about me:

1) I have a collection of typewriters.
2) I'm a huge Marvel/Avengers nerd. 
3) I was loosely involved in Watergate. 
4) My pen-pal is the niece of Vladimir Putin
5) I shot JFK. 
6) I love Vines.
7) I was very young when I was born. 
8) I died in 1999, and was reborn in 2004 to the dismay of my enemies. 
9) I am distantly related to George Washington. 
10) I caused the Recession of 2008. 
11) I love cats and dogs and all furry creatures except for Furries. 
12) I have memorized What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones and can sing it perfectly on command. 
13) The BP oil spill? That was me. 
14) I can play Mary Had A Little Lamb on piano, and that's literally all I can play.
15) I can accurately guess a person's favorite color by only knowing one thing about them: Their favorite color. 
16) I have 3 cats and a dog and one of them's a bitch and it ain't the dog. 
17) I survived the Big Bang.
18) I've collected 5 out of six Infinity Stones. Just need someone to sacrifice for the Soul Stone...
19) I can speak telepathically to dolphins.
20) You will never know my real name.
21) I bred the first teacup piglet. You're welcome. 
22) I killed 3 men and injured five in a horrible cooking accident (beware spatulas). Don't ask about it. 
23) I can knit killer scarves (extra emphasis on the "killer" part)
24) Follow me on Tumblr @luvly-lavender. 
25) I love poetry, and unsettling short stories, some of which I write.

And that is all.