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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.  And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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[Tessa Brooks:]
          Yo, it's Tessa Brooks
          The competition shook
          These guys up on me
          I got 'em with the hook
          Lemme educate ya'
          And I ain't talking book
          Panera is your home?
          So stop calling my phone
          I'm flying like a drone
          They buying like a loan
          Yeah, I smell good
          Is that your boy's cologne?
          
          [Jake Paul:]
          Is that your boy's cologne?
          Started balling, Quicken loans
          Now I'm in my flippin' zone
          Yes, they all copy me
          But, that's some shitty clones
          Stay in all designer clothes
          And they ask me what I make
          I said it's 10 with six zeros
          Always plug, merch link in bio
          And I will see you tomorrow 'cause
          It's everyday bro
          Peace

You know it's Nick Crompton
          And my collar stay poppin'
          Yes, I can rap
          And no, I am not from Compton
          England is my city
          And if it weren't for Team 10
          Then the US would be shitty
          I'll pass it to Chance
          'Cause you know he stay litty
          
          [Chance Sutton:]
          Two months ago
          You didn't know my name
          And now you want my fame?
          Bitch I'm blowin' up
          I'm only going up
          Now, I'm going off
          I'm never fallin' off
          Like Mag, who?
          Digi who?
          Who are you?
          All these beefs I just ran through
          Hit a milli in a month
          Where were you?
          Hatin' on me back in Westfake
          You need to get your shit straight
          Jakey, brought me to the top
          Now we're really poppin' off
          Number 1 and number 4
          That's why these fans all at our door
          It's lonely at the top
          So we all going
          We left Ohio
          Now the trio's all rollin'
          It's Team 10, bitch
          We back again, always first, never last
          We the future, we'll see you in the past
          
          [Jake Paul:]
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          I said it's everyday bro
          
          [Martinez Twins:]
          Hold on, hold on, hold on
          Can we switch the language?
          We 'bout to hit it
          
          Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero
          Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero
          Viviendo en USA
          El sueño de cualquiera
          Enviando dólares a mi familia entera
          Tenemos a una persona por encima
          Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima
          Desde aquí te cantamos
          Can I get my visa?
          Martinez Twins, representando España
          Desde la pobreza a la fama
          
          [English translation:]
          [Yes, all I want is money
          Working on YouTube all day long
          Living in the USA
          Anyone's dream
          Sending dollars to my whole family
          We have one person above
          His name is Donald Trump and he's at the top.
          From here we sing to you
          Can I get my visa?
          Martinez Twins, representing Spain
          From poverty to fame]
          
          [Jake Paul:]
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          I said it's everyday bro

[Jake Paul:]
          Yup, y'all can't handle this
          Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
          Team 10
          Los Angeles - Cali boy
          But I'm from Ohio though - white boy
          (Jake Paul...)
          
          It's everyday bro
          With the Disney Channel flow
          5 mill on YouTube in 6 months
          Never done before
          Passed all the competition man
          PewDiePie is next
          Man I'm popping all these checks
          Got a brand new Rolex
          And I met a Lambo too
          And I'm coming with the crew
          This is Team 10, bitch
          Who the hell are flippin' you?
          And you know I kick them out
          If they ain't with the crew
          Yeah, I'm talking about you
          You beggin' for attention
          Talking shit on Twitter too
          But you still hit my phone last night
          It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
          And all the recordings too
          Don't make me tell them the truth
          And I just dropped some new merch
          And it's selling like a God, church
          Ohio's where I'm from
          We chew 'em like it's gum
          We shooting with a gun
          The tattoo just for fun
          I Usain Bolt and run
          Catch me at game one
          I cannot be outdone
          Jake Paul is number one
          
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          It's everyday bro
          I said it's everyday bro

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