Hi, I'm unfortunately a low-budget production with questionable plot decisions and zero background music.

I survive mostly on caffeine, delusion, and the belief that everything will somehow work out even though I absolutely refuse to make sensible choices. My hobbies include overthinking situations that happened in 2014, bonding emotionally with fictional characters, and starting things at 2 AM that I will definitely regret at 8 AM.

I give amazing life advice that I personally never follow. I'm either extremely calm or one minor inconvenience away from dramatically staring out of a window like I'm in a music video.

If you're looking for stability, wisdom, or maturity, wrong profile. If you're looking for chaos, sarcasm, and accidental comedy, then welcome, you're home.