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Merry Christmas, Merry Chrysler, and Merry Crisis to ya', Newsies of the World! Take time today to remember why we celebrate this day in the first place, but also? Enjoy it! I know I certainly will to make up for almost dying decorating the house. I plan to use today as an escape from all the sh-t that has happened I my life this year, and maybe I won't be so Susie Storm-Cloud after today . . . . at least for a while! Merry Christmas, Guys!lol

Happy birthday, Benjamin Tyler Cook! Welcome to the world of drinking and watching rated R movies legally! Isn't that all the age 21 is good for?
          
          Also, can we just appreciate the fact that my niece's birthday is THE DAY BEFORE BEN TYLER  COOK'S?!?!?!

Hey, Newsies! At approximately 5:33 today, my niece was born. She is 8.8 lbs and 20 inches long. Welcome to the world, Shiloh Abigail Duke!!

So, I'm sitting at my table in algebra, and we're taking notes, yeah? Every page has a section where you have to write the subject. So I write it down, yeah?
          
          Friend: why did you say the subject was Albert?
          Me: oh sh-t
          
          Then, later in the same class, I'm trying to write set, but I write strike instead! What the actual hell is wrong with me?!

I think it is totally acceotable to have crushes on fictional people. Crutchie is adorable. Let's be real here. 

Hey, my Newsies!! Happy Turkey Time!!
          
          So, every year, my family sees a new movie after eating Thanksgiving dinner, and some years it takes a while of debate, but this year?! 
          
          HECK NAH, BROSKIES!!! Fantastic Beasts: the Crimes of Grindelwald fo LIFE!!!!!!
          
          srsly, tho, guys, it was so good, i cried

So, this is the first I've heard of the whole coin thing, and that's only because it just randomly showed up on my profile! 
          
          What the actual f-ck?!?!

I was in a talent show at my school on Friday, and yesterday, I was sitting in Logan's Roadhouse with my family and my seventh grade science teacher walked by, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "You did so good yesterday!"
          
           Like, Holy Showtunes! What the actual frack?!?!

Is anyone else being sucked into the tv shows your parents watch?

So you know how it feels to say something and you know the other person heard but they don't respond? And you know how if it's something really important, you wanna cry? That's how I'm feeling right now.
          
          I posted a message about something really important to me that not even my honorary sister knows, and I know people have seen it, because I clicked notify my followers.
          
          This is depression huge.     I am literally on the verge of crying right now, and I'm asking for help with this, something I almost never do. I'm actually willing to take it one step further.
          
          I am BEGGING you guys. If you can help me at all, please, PLEASE message me!