Geesus

Is Frankie an aubergine

Is Ray seriously a potato 

Your bio and location are amazing

Also that other time she was joking around and calling her friend her wife (oh did I forget to mention that the girl I was talkibg about is gay af anyways) and her friend let's call her sheeshee was like I ain't no ones wife or she would laugh so I sit next to SheeShee and who knows me knows that sometimes I can be so damn cuddly so I put my head on the desk on her book and looked at SheeShee with my head semi upside down and was like "hey" and she was like "hi...?" and then the homo lord came and was like *gasp* "YOU! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR" and then gasped again and said "LOOK SHE EVEN HAS A RING ON HER HAND!1!1" and the ring was on my thumb so I went "hold up where do promise rings go" while I was tearing up from laugjing and she was trying to keep the psycho ex facade and then that whole period she was staring at me and squinting her eyes cause whenever she looked I would send her kissy faces and hugging sheeshee 
          And this my friends is my weird friends and sense of humour 
          BYEEEE

STORY TIME BITCHES 
          SO
          There is this kid in class that I sometimes talk to and she's like into anime and shit (dw im not against that or anything) so I said something about how FUN (heavy sarcasm) I bet her detention would be and then she turned around and said "Im gonna choke you" and then I looked at her smirked and said "oooooh kinkyyyy" and then winked at her and she blushed so hard it was hilarious so by mistake I let out a really high pitched frank styled giggle and at that time we were in a hall full of people  so when I realized that I started full on laughing and went away so when she reached our class she looked me dead in the eye and said "dont you kinkshame me" IM

What even is your name xD

GET READY TO HAVE A CRINGE FEST WITH ANOTHER
          STORY TIME WITH JOUD:
          CAST: -A CONFUSED AND AWKWARD JOUD
          -A WHITE CIS HETERO BASIC BITCH WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A HOMOPHOBE
          -AND MY LACK OF A VOCABULARY AND COMMUNICATION SKILLS
          STORY: SO, it was the beginning of the year (note that at that time I was a midget) and I was trying to make a friend (HAhAahA) so I went up to a random kid in the art room and went "Hey homo, what are you doing" - I WAS TRYING TO SAY HOMIE BUT BECAUSE I NEVER USED THE WORD BEFORE I SAID IT WRONG(not my fault) AND BEING THE INNOCENT MIDGET I WAS I NEVER KNEW WHAT THE WORD HOMO MEANS OR THAT IT HAS THE CAPABILITY TO OFFEND ANYONE- and she shot me the dirtiest look and went "What do YOU want don't insult me, idiot" and I was so confused and I started crying the teacher came to me and asked what happened so I told her I was trying to be friends with that chick and then the girl told her "SHE CALLED ME HOMO" and the teacher sighed and looked at me and told me "why did you do that you should not call people that" and I was like "I WAS BEING FRIENDLY" after most people knew what happened I got dirty looks for a whole week note that it was the FIRST week. 
          AND THIS IS THE STORY OF ME TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS (key word:trying) 
          
          TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER STORY TIME WITH JOUD. 

Yes

HEY BITCHES I HAVE A STORY
          So once I was craving one of the school's shitty doughnuts so bad and we were having p.e so I went up to Mrs. Spawn Of Satan and asked her if I can go the cafeteria to buy water since I was just watching tha match and not playing and she told me to go and when I when I went there I bought a sugar doughnut, typical Joud until now right okay wait for it, and I didn't finish the doughnut so I took it with me and kept eating it while I was sitting on a bench 
          Then the old bitch comes and asks me 'Are you eating in my class' and I did the normal thing and told her I didn't but then she got SOOO mad and said 'DONT YOU LIE TO ME WHEN I CAN SEE IT ON YOUR FACE' I thought she meant the lying look on my face which surprised me because she is stupid and I always lie to her but then I realize I have FUCKING SUGAR ON MY FACE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SSOOSOOO HARD
          
          AND THAT WAS THE STORY OF HOW I ENDED UP IN THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE WITH SUGAR ON MY FACE 
          
          TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER STORY TIME WITH JOUD

IM ALIVE AND BORED, FUCKERS