it was a weekend and u cant stop us from goin to the local dance spot
instead of drinkin imported beers somebody bought a bottle of orphan tears
we popped the top, we knew what was in it
we were all so stupid to sip it
orphan tears is so hallucinogenic
we took one sip and saw a two-headed midget
and the room filled with colors and shapes and suddenly deejay was covered in snakes
aw snap and what made it worse was i swear i saw a unicorn humpin a smurf
then a rainbow appeared out of wax's ass
he passed some gas and it snapped in half
"yo deejay are u still there?" "yeah im tryna hook up with this girl in a wheelchair"
alright chill there i think a bulemic carebear might pick a fight with jesus
i dont believe it im gonna be seasick these orphan tears are about to make me trip
little children near and far dont knowwhere ur parents are? cry directly in this jar, i will drink it at the bar
