Mackenzie

if u didnt knwo, i had wattpad cause im dumb but read from bottom to top. i dont even know why i gotnwattpad but hey, better than everyone who reads manga and webtoons

-macks yung
          why canf i find love on yahoo answers?
          
          after lookimg into the mirrors of the high school bathroom, i saw a crispy sign that said i lov u and i got nitritified. after multiple failures of find love in realmlife, i decided to take desperate measures. i went on tinder and was shocked. im not old enuf. i said bruh, thsi awah nuds bro. then i activated plan b. i went on yahoo answers and asked, will anyone be my girlfriend. someone commented u need help. i said go die in a capsule. she replied, go eat my dust, i said no u, she said no u. i felt a real connection because we said the exact same thing. (if u dont know why this sounds so drunk, i just drank some redbukl and got deported) i felt liquified. i was putting the l in love. then i went to creepy mode. i said, are u dender, she said, ew groos, i said ur making my asian turn into malaysian. thats when i knew i struck gold. then i sang a song to her theough wechat. here it goes: niiiiii niiiii iniiiiibiiiii. i wanna rat the rack in a stack of hacky sacks? then i got awah nudded out of high school. 
          the end
          fin

…………………./´¯/)
          ………………..,/¯../
          ………………./…./
          …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
          ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
          ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
          ………\……………..’…../
          ……….”…\………. _.·´
          …………\…………..(
          …………..\………

okay here's the story

alright if u managed to find this
          i made this after being deported and restless so dont mind the stupidity
          wigglys fritz awah nuds

Ew