~Life's too short to care about what other peope think~

• I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth-
• I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity -
• I can memorize all the lyrics to my favorite songs, but not a single math equation-
• I'm nice...unless you give me a reason not to be ^^-