madamefeu

As somebody who’s written OC-centric fanfiction that’s been very well received on AO3, I thought I’d share some advice for those of you who write OC-centric fanfiction.  If you want people to like your OC, flesh them out as much as you can, and develop their personality and relationships. If you can, give them an angle that people want in canon, but doesn’t exist in canon. People love my OC Decarabia, because one of her defining traits is that she is a caring auntie to Octavia. People who like Octavia like Decarabia because she cares for and advocates for Octavia, when her parents don’t care about her in canon. 

Deciding to take my Stolas’ Downfall series out of my Helluva Boss anthology and put them in a separate book. It’s just gonna be easier for everyone that way. (If you hate Stolitz, and Stolas, you’ll probably love it) 

So my best friend was carving a pumpkin yesterday and he tried to give it a beard, but I told him that it looked more like gills. He said I shouldn’t tell his girlfriend because she’ll cream herself, and I asked if his girlfriend wanted to fuck sharks, and he said, ‘you’d be surprised’. Then I was like, hey, I’m not gonna kink shame, and he responded with, ‘but I am’. Dude, why are you kink shaming your girlfriend? XD

I just saw the latest episode of The Amazing Digital Circus, and holy shit, I’m a sobbing wreck. I was not expecting a Kinger episode, but it was an amazing Kinger episode 

So Class of 09: The Flipside is out now, and (Spoiler warning)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I can’t believe that the only somewhat positive ending is the one where Nicole makes Jeffrey kill himself. Holy fuck this game is dark…

I ended up having to block radioapple from my dash because I was getting more radioapple posts than radiorose posts, and I follow the Radiorose tag. Ugh, it was so frustrating because I hate radioapple and tumblr was recommending me nothing but radioapple posts! Get that nasty radioapple shit away from me and give me my Radiorose! 

My best friend’s girlfriend wants to cosplay Adam, so I said, ‘Oh, you should be Lute to match her, that’d be hilarious!’, and he didn’t seem to like the idea but I still think it’d be great LMAOOO

I can’t believe I’m having to say this, but for the love of all that is holy, if you don’t like the fact that I don’t like Huskerdust, don’t comment on my books. I keep having to delete comments because I keep getting harassed by Huskerdust shippers for not liking the ship. No one is forcing you to read my books, and if you don’t have anything constructive to say, don’t say anything at all. You’ve accomplished nothing aside from making me hate the ship even more than I already do. 

When girls say they’re fine, what they really mean is, ‘No one commented/voted on my fic and now I feel like I wrote it for nothing’

I just realised that I’m the Alastor of my friend group. Case in point:
          
          1.) I don’t own a TV, and I have no desire for one as I don’t like watching TV that much
          
          2.) I’m old-fashioned (I’m into vintage fashion, and my preferred decades are the 1930s-1950s)
          
          3.) I like venison
          
          5.) I disappeared for several years, and nobody knows where I went or why (In reality, I lost touch with my old friends, and then we got back in contact again) 
          
          6.) I love singing, and I’m very good at it
          
          I’m basically Alastor you guys. AAAAA