madamefeu

I can’t believe I’m having to say this again, but DON’T MAKE MY FICS ALL ABOUT YOURSELF. I DON’T CARE WHAT’S GOING ON IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MY FICS, STFU AND FUCK OFF. 

New Epic One shot just dropped! It’s called Reunion. One of Tiresias’ daughters dies, and she finally gets to see her mother again

If I had a nickel for every time a Greek god had a mortal lover who died because of a discus, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. 

I can’t believe that someone tried to ‘um ackshually ’ me about the cows in the Odyssey. They were like, ‘no, they belonged to Apollo, not Helios! Ur wrong!’ And I was like, is this bitch for real? If you’re going to fact check me at least get the fucking facts right you dumbass. The cows in the Odyssey belonged to Helios, and they were guarded by his daughters. Worst part is that the dumbass in question claimed to be a Greek mythology appreciator. What kind of Greek mythology appreciator doesn’t know the basic details of the Odyssey? 

The funniest encounter I’ve ever had on the internet was the time when I was on AO3 and I came across a guy whose username was something like, Ifuckedablueberrycake. I asked him for the story behind it, and he said he didn’t have baloney to stick his dick in, so he put it in a blueberry cake instead. He then recommended that I try fucking a blueberry cake too

I don’t know why people keep leaving stupid comments on my books. I don’t want to see your dumb jokes, or see you repost unfunny memes. If you don’t have anything to say about my writing, don’t say anything at all. 

If I had a nickel for every time I became obsessed with a historical musical written, directed and starred in by a Puerto Rican guy, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice 

If you feed any of my fanfics to ChatGPT I will find your address and eat your liver. This is a threat. 

Fun facts for the Epic fandom: Did you know that Tiresias is a very minor demigod? He is the son of Chariclo, a nymph, and nymphs are minor goddesses with no known cults or worshippers. Also he was turned into a woman for seven years, and during that time, he had a husband and children. Not much is known about his husband, but one of his daughters, Manto, was also a prophet, and a priestess of Hera. 

Why won’t Radioapple shippers leave me alone? I don’t care if you ship radioapple but don’t ask me to write it when I’ve said that I hate it, and don’t comment shit like ‘But Alastor loves Lucifer!’ on my books, which are Radiorose themed. STFU. Go away. I hate Radioapple. I don’t want to see it or hear about it. If you can’t respect that, then don’t fucking read my books.