Maddie Collins

Damn my account on here is complete shit people. (And it took me this long to notice?) I'm  long overdue for this account to be made over I made this thing when I was 11. So let's commence the making of the overs! (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~
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Tampon licking nipple spider

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN??
          
          ToIlEt.
          
          TOILET WDYM TOILET???!!!

Jacket Slut™

Life is like a dirty asshole, the farther you go the closer you get to shit

Me and my crush held hands today it was cool 

Last week I threatened to shove a mechanical pencil up a kid's dick cause he was trying to break my kneecaps

Life is like a box of chocolates, you eat em and shit it out

Lubricated Tittie Burgers