maddiesluvr

Americans say that British people talking about tea is ‘the most British thing’ they’ve ever heard, when, in actuality, the most British thing ever is calling someone a nonce after they do something mildly irritating or stupid. 
          
          

ALSO TYSM FOR 600 READS ON MY JOHN LOGAN FIC!! 
          
          I promise I’m trying to update it, wattpads being a bitch and not letting me publish anything. 

found old discord chats between me and one of my old moots, who I have no recollection of - like at all. so, if your name is ‘Miss yehaww’ on discord, we used to be pals, apparently. 

Matt Damon saying Ben affleck is “one of the great loves” of his life is crazy. it could mean nothing.

text me you bitch omfg (lovingly)

update; I got the stains out.

I bought a dress yesterday and it’s already got two marks on it… idk where they’re from I’m so upset I could cry 

this is how I know me and my sister are vastly different people; we both watched off campus, and upon finishing it I added ‘cherry pie’ (Ella bright ver) and ‘the bitch is back’ (Elton John) to my playlist, and my sister added ‘girls’ (the kid laroi) to hers. 

TYSM FOR 600 FOLLOWERS !!

meant to read my book today while my family were out  #peace&quiet) but watched 4 episodes of criminal minds instead.