Status: dealin' with shit

{read this all before you click the follow button and sign your soul to me to become my eternal slave.}

Well hello there beautiful! Will you do me a favor? Can you just click that follow button real quick? 

So can like a bunch of people follow me so I can get to 666

My legend is writing funny dirty comments on wattpad books (when the muse cums too me (which happens a lot))

@stephaliciousness is my soulmate

This app has ruined my grades and basically my whole fucking life. 

Shit is my favorite word. Especially when you pair it with little :3

*sighs defectively* wtf I meant *dejectedly 

Diddo makes me think of dildo {which happened to be my nickname in 6th grade}

Fav authors: @_nymphomaniac @_adulate @XxstoptryingxX @sinnerxwallflower @softlings

Boo you whore

People say I'm a hipster but that just makes me want to punch them in the face and watch their ass burn in the fiery pits of hell. 

Sometimes I just need to rant about my life to random stranger I will probably never meet, so excuse me if you visit my page and I start sobbing about my life to you.  

I'm obviously a gurl

I make covers if you would like one

Goals:

1. FUCK MYSELF SILLY BC I AM ONE SEXY SON OF A BITCH

2. There are no other goals.