Heyy pplzz of earth and beyond, I'm the almighty Cookie Monster Madihaa!!
you may bow down and praise me

Things about me:

Im an alian from planet cookie.....jst cuz u've nvr heard of it, doesnt mean its not real....

I'm a ninja in disguise

The FBI begged me to train them in my stalking/spying skills...

I taught Obama how to win an election

I'm a retired fish from the Atlantic kingdom of kingerzborian

Queen Elisabeth was my moms best friend and I was her teacher

I can read minds

I invented a time machine to go back in time and save earth from an Alien invasion...they were EVIL! yaa, u can thank me...

I'm smarter then Albert Ernestine...I taught him everything he knew

I won 32 medals and broke all the records in the Olympics, it's not recorded cuz i didnt want ppl to be jealous and I dnt like attention

Angelina Jolie is my biggest fan

Other things about me are...

Im a proud CANADIAN!

hyper, funny, weird, chatty and wild most of the time...nd apparently im crazy, that's what the girl on the bus told me...

I love my friends to death, and i owe them a lot! (i still cant believe they stayed as my friends even when my own mum wanted to take me to see a psychologist, now thats what i call commitment!)

I'M AGAINST BULLYING!

If your a bully, you should go in a corner, poo in a basket and dump it on your self screaming sorry to everyone you ever hurt!

Bullying isn't cool, its sad...

"The girl you just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart & backbone will!" - IM AGAINST BULLYING TOOO!!!!