"Ooh, Ahh. Ooh. Ahh.
If you weren't born with it.
You can buy a couple ornaments.
Just be sure to read the warning, kids.
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it.
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual, you can always call up a professional.
They stick pins in you like a vegetable.
Kids forever, kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather.
Don't be dramatic its only some plastic.
No one will love you if you're unattractive.
Ohh Mrs.Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty.
Will a pretty face make it better?
Ohh Mr.Potato Head tell me how did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever, even if her face don't stay together?
If you want a little more confidence,potatoes turn to french fries ,yeah its common sense. All you need is a couple more condiments.
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments.
It's such a waste, when little girls are born into their mother's face, but little girls are learning how to cut and paste.
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate.
Kids forever, kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather. Don't be dramatic its only some plastic, no one will love you if you're unattractive.
Ohh Mrs.Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Ohh Mr.Potato Head tell me, how did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever even if her face don't stay together.
(Stay forever stay forever even if her face dontstay together, x2)
