Oh hey der sexy! Gotta werk it ;) 
If you have sex, you explode. So, don't do the thing, till you got the ring.
Nice guys finish lunch.
Glice to meet you.
Twitter is  @lougottimefodat
While haters be hatin, I'll be cookin bacon.
Wank my wey hey ;)
Nip slip bby
You know that we are still young.
So don’t be dumb.
Don’t trust anyone,
Cause you only live once.
Never go to loud clubs
Cause it’s bad for your ears.
Your friends will all be sorry
When they can’t hear.
And never travel by car, a bus,
Boat or by rail.
Wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on ya.
And never go in saunas
cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas.
You know that we are still young,
So hold off on the fun.
Cook your meat ’til it’s done,
Cause you only live once.
Then hire a taster
Make him check your food for poison.
And if you think your mailman is a spy
Then destroy him.
Yolo, say no no.
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for yolo.
You know that we are still young.
Burn the prints off your thumbs.
Then pull out all your teeth,
So you can’t bite your tongue.