"I'm past patiently waiting I'm passionately smashing every expectation every actions an act of creation"

"The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of a) indifference or b) disinterest in what the critics say"

"Ladies and gentlemen: truth is now acceptable. Fame is now injectable"

"Some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?" 

"I'd rather pretend I'm something better than these broken parts, pretend I'm something better than this mess that I am."