*note: this bio was made during She Looks So Perfect, I was a new fan, this makes me cringe but I find it amusing and kept it for your pleasure. Proceed with caution.*

CORGI CALUM
WINTER CALUM
BLONDIE CALUM
BEANIE ASH LUKE CALUM MIKEY
FAIRY FLOSS MIKEY
REVERSE SKUNK MIKEY
NERD GLASSES ASH
HOODIE ASH
LIP BITE ASH
SINGING LUKE
DIMPLE LUKE
SMILING CALUM LUKE ASH MIKEY
FRINGE MIKEY
ASH'S LAUGHS
CALUM'S BICEPS
BABY CALUM
CALUM CUDDLES
PENGUIN LUKE
FEDORA ASH
DIMPLE ASH 
BANDANA FIVESAUCE 
CALUM'S BOOTY
CAKE
MUKE
LASHTON
MALUM
MASHTON
CASHTON
IS IT HI OR HEY?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT PUNK ROCK...DEATH
SO PLEASE USE THOSE SEATBELTS
*cough cough* AHDHDJDJJDAMNESIA VIDEO
5 SECONDS OF SUMMER 
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE 5SOS FAN WHEN THEIR NAMES ARE AUTOMATICALLY CAPITALIZED IN AUTOCORRECT 



PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS JUST.... INDESCRIBABLE 
BLINK-182 IS......CANNOT BE COMPARED
ALL TIME LOW...... IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZEBALLS
MAYDAY PARADE..... IS DEPRESSINGLY AWESOME
NIRVANA...... WOW
GOOD CHARLOTTE...... IS WHOLE LOTTE BETTER THAN GOOD
GREEN DAY..... DON'T GET ME STARTED
THE 1975...... KNOWS HOW TO DO IT
STATE CHAMPS..... ARE THE CHAMPS
WE THE KINGS...... ARE THE KINGS
SHAWN MENDES...... IS MY HOMIE
THE VAMPS..... ARE MY PRECIOUS 
SLEEPING WITH SIRENS..... BEAT ALL DEM BISHES WITH DAT HIGH VOICE
MCFLY...... IS SO CHILL
FALL OUT BOY..... MAKES ME FALL OUT THE WINDOW BECAUSE I LOVE THEM
BRING ME THE HORIZON..... MAKES ME REALIZE THINGS AND I AGREE WITH THEM
PEIRCE THE VEIL....IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
HEY VIOLET..... ARE AWESOME AND MORE PUNK ROCK THAN FIVESAUCE 
PVRIS..... VERY CONFUSING WITH THE NAME AT FIRST BUT THEN TURN OUT TO BE AWESOME AND COOL
HALSEY..... QUEEN I SWEAR I AM STRAIGHT BUT I MAY GET A LITTLE CURVE-~
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