@magicalnormani
Yo, is this Mikey? From "Howdy Hey, We're All Fucking Gay"?
ya liek jazz ?
you have 69 followers
heckin bamboozlin
I have dealt with shitty service today, @mcdonalds check your employees, make sure THEY DON'T FUCKING LICK MY CARAMEL FRAPPE'S EXTRA WHIP CREAM?! I dealt with an absolutely horrible teacher today, I am not about to apologize to that piece of shit human being, I'm not going to calmly explain why I didn't understand the assignment for tHE FUCKING 5,000TH TIME. "Oh, I'm sorry my 15 year old mind is not capable of fUCKING UNDERSTANDING YOUR STUPID HOMEWORK?! WHEN I COME TO TUTORING ON MY OWN GODDAMN TIME AND ALL YOU DO IS TELL ME HOW ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS I AM? THAT I'M A LOST CAUSE? THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO USE IN EVEN HELPING ME PASS YOUR FUCKING MANDATORY CLASS SO I CAN GET MY CREDIT?! WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN I AM?" I am so done. And for me to come onto the imternet, expecting a nice feed, filled with people I love and support so much and accounts that deserve my time, I come to some stupid bitches asking me about their dumbass boyfriends and why they keep leaving them for me?! I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND'S ACTIONS. I AM NOT HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND IN ANY WAY. YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT MY CHILD, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT MY PARENT, MY SIBLING, NOTHING. HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, NOT MINE. I DID NOT COME ON TO HIM. I AM ATTRACTED TO WOMEN. W O M E N. Please read this message and have an extremely great day/morning/rest of your night. Love, me.
Oml okay so this might be weird, but a few days ago i was at school and there's these two girls in one of my classes tHAT I HONESTLY SHIP SO HARD LIKE THEY WOULD BE SO CUTE TOGETHER BUT THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT AND IN MY HEAD I WAS LIKE 'WHAT A SHAME' LIKE WTF WHY DO I SHIP MY CLASSMATES
@FucktasticIero omg i cant say their names bc one of them follows me and it would just be weird
@magicalnormani I Ship these two guys. Bradley and Stano [there is so many Zack's in my school, we have to use last names even though his first name is spelled different]. They are the two cutest guys on their own, but they act so adorable together! They're both straight, though.
Pepe Wentz bottom layer
hai its doot
is we gonna fite or wut
ive noticed that whenever im part of a friend group or like a trio of friends, im always the one thats pushed away when the time comes.
oh, having a mall trip but can only invite one friend?
'sorry, my mom likes her better.'
movies for 7?
'you're the eighth one!'
dinner for 4?
'dude, it's a double date, you can come next time!'
BUT EVERYTIME THEY HAVE A PROBLEM THEY WANT SOLVED THEY COME TO ME?! AND MY DUMBASS HELPS THEM, REGARDLESS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?? IM BEING NICE. IM BEING NICE BECAUSE ONE DAY IMMA NEED SOMEONE/SOMETHING AND THEY WONT BE THERE FOR ME, BUT SOMEONE WHO MATTERS MORE WILL. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!
learning to love yourself is part of the process♡