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/ so i'm alive
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I'd really kill for some good sex right now.
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/ mlbb stans ,, let's set up a fandom i wanna talk about mlbb
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/ m'kinda bored of hecate
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/ making a genderbent guinever cause she's my main and she's a bad bitch
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/ been playing mobile legends a lot lately
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/ vale is so fucking hot and for what
YUNMEN9S
it was maybe four in the morning , which was definitely not a time to be skateboarding in a park , but what could he say ? hermes needed something to get his mind off things . the street lights provided barely enough illumination to see what was five feet infront of him , but hermes liked living on the edge . and what did he have to loose anyway ? it's not like he could die . possible injury could occur , but other than that , what was new ?
hermes had a track record of getting injured . broken bones , noses , ribs , hyperextended knees .
he did usually call someone when he was out and about like this . just incase he did get hurt , he would have someone to call 911 for him . or if it was apollo , heal him . (although apollo was sort of getting tired of doing that)
hermes had been in this park many times though , and he knew that there were stairs right infront of him . with the stairs , came a handrail .
although the brunnette hadn't exactly practiced skating handrails before , he was definitely going to do it anyway . he licked his lips , kicking his board up onto the rail , gliding down easily .
he laughed , but then took a sharp gasp when he felt the handrail end , and gravity pull him downward at a speed he hadn't expected . he landed horribly on his back , and he lay down , groaning in pain .
" ah , f*ck ," he muttered , coming up to his hands . he paused , looking down at his legs , not exactly doing what he wanted them to . just laying there , immobile .
dread clawed up through his chest , and he was fumbling to grab his phone , calling the first number . unsurprisingly , it was hectate .
" sh*t, i don't even know if you're awake , but i -" his voice filled with panic , " i can't move my legs , /please/ come to the park ."
ending the call , he went to call 911 .
YUNMEN9S
hermes had asked hephaestus to fix his phone multiple times . but apparenlty hermes' antics had convinced the working god that the only way hermes would be restrained from breaking a phone , was to just not give him a phone at all . it was safe to say that hepheastus was a magicworker when it came to what he made , but even he couldn't predict what stupid thing hermes was going to do next .
hermes shrugged , lighting one for himself , " i hope you're not expecting a sane answer to that one , man . it's just been a long week , i needed some time just to chill . and anyway , i'm like a cat . land on both feet , and have nine lives . wasn't expecting to break my back ."
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@imstealing "You know my magic works best at night, otherwise this would've been just a first aid treatment." Hecate says as he rolls his eyes, folding his arms, clearly not amused by hermes. Once he saw his phone, he sighed deeply and shook his head, "Why didn't you ask Hephaestus to build a better phone?" He grumbles before snapping his fingers, his phone good as new. "Not in the mood for weed, Hermes." He deadpanned as he sat on a nearby bench, "What are you doing out here on such an ungodly hour?"
YUNMEN9S
hermes managed to calm himself down a bit , reaching over to roll his skateboard closer to him , pulling it close to his chest . he'd really done it now , thank the gods that he had hectate and apollo as friends or else he would've most likely been dead by now . even on god terms .
he jumped a bit when he saw hectate appear out of thin air , the action never really growing on him .
" ain't no rest for the bored ," he chuckled awkwardly , feeling the bones and viscera in his body starting to mend itself . it was a bit painful , but it wasn't sharp pain like when he'd landed . a sort of dull pain as hectate's magic fixed him .
he sat up , laughing , " yeah , sorry for waking you up , but knowing you , you were probably awake anyway ." he dug through his pocket again , pulling out his phone , a box of marlboros (that wasn't actually full of cigarretes . rather , it was pre-rolled spiffs) and a lighter . he frowned when he noticed that his phone had a crack in it , and held it out to hectate , " fix it pretty please ? i'll let you have some weed ." he shook the box to specify .
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/ headcanon that Hecate likes men 6 foot and above and is therefore a whipped for namjoon
DECEIVEDMANY
... ooh , it’s magician boy . show me a card trick !
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@DECEIVEDMANY He's a dudebro, kinda lowkey obnoxious, but still my ride or die. Eh, more work for Hades I guess.
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hermes is a het ? that’s news . i should lecture him on it if i run into him .
oh , explosions ? that’s cool , nothing like a couple of dead mortals because of a damn sneeze .
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@DECEIVEDMANY Didn't say you're a het, unless you're Hermes, the only het in this age. Eh, I'm sure you'll find your calling. Yeah, I did say 50% of the time they turn into bunnies, the other 50 though, explosions here and there but nothing I can't manage.