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@EnergeticWriter2020 good, thanks 

@EnergeticWriter2020 helo

HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE IT.
          
          THERE ARE GOING TO BE SO MANY FIREWORKS TONIGHT, and tomorrow since tomorrow is bonfire night.

I have just realised that Roald Dahl's books were absolutely messed up.
          
          Roald Dahl was a very popular author of children's books and he was Norwegian but lived in the UK and wrote books for children aged 5 to 12.
          
          Some of the highlights of his books were:
          
          Child abuse/Neglect in James and the giant peach and Matilda as main plot points and it as much more undertone in others 
          
          Also in matilda the headmistress yeeted someone across the field with her pigtails, locked students up in "the chokey" which was a small room with glass, darts and rusty nails on each wall meaning you coulny lean. 
          Also it could be considered a murder mystery for children
          
          Gruesome deaths in....most of them.
          
          Names such as fleshlumpeater, bloodbottler, childchewer etc. in the BFG 
          
          Parents being mauled to death via rhinoceros in the first page of james and the giant peach
          
          Charlie and the chocolate factory had 2 kids suffer permanent deformities, one was almost burnt alive and the other was sucked up a pipe.
          
          The witches had the main character turn into a mouse that had an extended lifespan and didn't try and become human because he didn't want to outlive his grandma.
          
          The revolting rhymes in general are mildly horrific.
          
          In the enormous crocodile a crocodile is yeeted to the sun.
          
          In the minpins someone is put on a rail for trains, had swan wings tied to his arms so his oppressors could see him fly away from in front of a train.
          
          THESE BOOKS ARE FOR CHILDREN AND THERE ARE MORE.
          People wonder why british people have such messed up humour and i can say I laughed at a bunch 

Bible fanfic
          Is a thing 
          And it's usually rated E or M
          
          I just can't anymore.
          WE ARE SINFUL
          

Examples why i love youtube comments
          
          At a recent convention, two of my online friends, a Scotsman and a Dane, came together. At one point, the Dane called the Scotsman a "northern Brit" and so the Scotsman called the Dane a "southern Swede."
          Bloodshed was narrowly averted.
          
          Blue: I didn't see a single Frost Giant. What gives?
          Danes: Well Odin promised an end to Frost Giants,, so yeah,
          Blue: The best way to learn danish is to learn Swedish and then get drunk.
          Danes: slowly raising an axe wanna find out what we did to those consonants?
          
          You didn’t see a Frost Giant cause THOR DID HIS DAMN JOB FOR ONCE!
          
          My grandad lived in London his whole life and when he heard the part of Lovecraft he looked up and whispered, very subtly:
          ''Who told this American our dark secrets?''
          
          goes to London
          feels like an evil villain, an imperialist and that we store an Eldritch horror under the city
          Yeah that pretty much sums up Britain perfectly
          
          As a British citizen, I do not appreciate you revealing our eldritch god's location

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDb22nlVXGgf8AHcJg2xPwVqrbBTJgvRe
          
          GREEK GODS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS DEITIES AS VINES
          
          
          GO WATCH OVERLY SARCASTIC PRODUCTION'S 

I am a huge sucker for rare/crack ships
          
          And I bet a few of you are as well....
          So tell me your ship, and any details, if you don't specify something it's up to me to make it as I like. So I suggest you make sure you say all you want to or it could be a little bit...interesting

ANYONE WANT BOOK RECS.
          I HAVE A LOT OF THEM

@Scxtlad I’m gonna steal these boots I decided