✨one sexy bastard✨

Just when you thought you'd gotten rid of me.

Day to of reminding you all that my works are being transferred to Ao3 under the username @/chlorine_made_me_autistic_and_queer and this account will disappear in about a month
          
          ~Rayn

I’m now migrating to Ao3, where my Fic will be a lot more explicit. If you still care about my stale writing, find me there @chlorine_made_me_autistic_and_queer
          
          In about a week, this account will be deleted, all its works will be transferred to that account. 
          
          Thank you and good night.
          
          ~Rayn

hellooooo myy duuddeee!

self aggrandizing jokes are better than self deprecating jokes.
          
          example:
          
          “I hate myself”
          no one thinks it’s funny
          everyone’s uncomfortable 
          and it’s also not healthy especially if it’s true
          no it’s not a good coping mechanism for low self esteem, personal experience.
          
          “It’s not easy being this sexy”
          most people probably know you’re not serious
          no ones uncomfortable unless they’re a tight ass
          it’s a great coping mechanism because even if in a sarcastic manner it’s a positive affirmation, because you are sexy and you should own that fact. 

babes, im going to make a post every day until i get attention because no sexy bastard should go unappreciated/j

Just republished Kerosene up to the good part!!

my autistic character: super badass smart guy, logical thinker, can be oblivious but cares a lot, saves everyone with his unique perspective and insight. 
          
          my autistic self: crying and writing fan fiction, holding a stuffed animal because my driving instructor yelled at me and I still don’t think I did the thing he said I did wrong and now my weekend is ruined basically. 

guess which bitch is posting new fics soon

Attractive people have some fucking nerve 
          
          (Source: anthony ramos most recent instagram post)