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Bro... I just had the weirdest dream...
تخيلت فلامباي يلتقي بدوريان بافوس من dragon age inquisition
وكان حوارهم زي كذا:
Dorian: I joined the inquisition to show everyone in Thedas that not all mages from Teventer are evil lunatics. And to escape.
Flambae: Escape? From what? From what I understood, you're basically royalty in your homeland. I kinda envy you.
Dorian: *scoffs* That doesn't matter. And I'm the one who should be envying you. At least, your family accepted you as you are.
Flambae: Wait. What do you mean?
Dorian: My father... He didn't like the fact that I prefer the company of men. So, he was going to use blood magic to 'fix' me. He would've altered my mind so I could be the perfect obedient heir he wanted me to be.
Flambae: Shit, dude. That's fvcked up.
Dorian: Yes. Woe is me. I'm such a mesirable man.
Flambae: Nonsense. You're actually free.
Dorian: You think so?
Flambae: I know so. You are who you are, and you should be respected and cherished as you are. And if your father can't see the magnificence that you are? Then fvck him and everybody else who try to put you down.
Dorian: *laughs* Maker's breath, you're such a bold man.
Flambae: *grins* I know. I'm fvcking awesome.