makennawhite633

Alright which one of you stole my 1d watch I stole from my cousin last summer.

Flap ur arms and katy perry bc baby im a torch that cant stop burin these kneecaps.

I think I might start churning butter as a hobby. I get bored sometimes. These tits dont stay floating long. I need some NyQuil for my earlobes.

Wow im kinda pissed my q tip Joe didnt win the Super Bowl 

Someone look for him I cant find him anywhere! He's 2 inches tall and white, he's probably scared he's been missing for about a week. His name is Joe and he's a q tip. Joes about a day old I just bought him yesterday from walmart. He cant survive out in the open if found PLS return him me he's my favorite little wapper.

Oh no I lost my pet q tip

Anyone have a hairdryer I can borrow?

Listen here u lil shits HARRYS mine get UR greasy tits off him

I got my 1d pink socks on I LUV them

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG OL BUTT BOI HARRY!:)))