maknae_ontop2001
maknae_ontop2001
I put it back into place myself... Yeah, that wasn't fun :p
grxtar_jxgs
@maknae_ontop2001 I REALLY want to respond to this but I can't tell if it is sarcasm ＞﹏＜
maknae_ontop2001
AND AND AND...
maknae_ontop2001
DISLOCATED THE SAME KNEE FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW DKSNEBIWIEW :')
maknae_ontop2001
Y'ALL I SHOULD BE IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
maknae_ontop2001
maknae_ontop2001
So earlier today, my dad was talking to me about his college friends and how one of them sent him a text at 4 am saying "Yo bro. My son just grew taller than me." And then my dad went "Imagine if he met you" Cause I've been taller than my dad since I was like 12. And then we continue talking about his friends and he goes "my friends keep sending pics of their sons, but I never send pics of you in my group chat. Do you know why?" And without missing a beat, I go "Cause I'm ugly?" And the way I wheezed after that cause he gave me the most disappointed dad look ever and I'm just dying .
And he keeps looking at me like he's worried about my mental health. And then he pats my shoulder and goes "Are you for real?" And I just can't. Stop. Laughing. Like, yeah, there is nothing funnier than degrading myself ✌
maknae_ontop2001
@grxtar_jxgs I'm She/Her, and yes, I did completely mean that as a joke, my dad is extremely fun to piss off ❤❤
grxtar_jxgs
@maknae_ontop2001 I bet - no I KNOW you are BEAUTIFUL AND I hope you ment this as a joke young lady / gentleman / E.T. or whatever you prefer ly ❤️❤️
maknae_ontop2001
Announcement for all my friends, y'all mind telling me your birthday? [If you're comfortable] I'd just like to know so I can wish you ;)
maknae_ontop2001
Funny how I have a reading list labelled "Harry Potter" which only has Draco Malfoy fics :D
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@StarWorks1 hey bestie, I started writing a oneshot book, mind checking it out and giving me rating typa shit thing? :')
maknae_ontop2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINHOOOO ✨