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Been a looooong time, Ammara
          Where have you been? :p

I'm not Bella Swan, 
          
          So if you stalk me,
          Control me,
          Dominate me,
          Watch me sleep,
          Be ridiculously possessive,
          Threaten me,
          Or decide who I can and can't hangout with,
          
          I'll punch you in the face, I'll slap the twilight out of you, 
          AND, I WON'T THINK IT'S ROMANTIC.
          

Fun fact-
          
          No matter what people say, Harry Potter was published 8 years before the first Twilight book and was finished two years before twilight even started. In other words, unless Stephanie Meyer wrote the entire Twilight series back in the eighties, somehow showed it all to J.K Rowling and kept it for another twenty years, then published it, could J.K Rowling copied Twilight. Hose who say this not only make themselves look and sound stupid, but they also insult their own fandom because if anything, Stephanie Meyer copied Harry Potter. Not the other way around. Peace out.

Fun fact- 
          
          The least successful HP movie still earned  $90,000,000 more than the most successful Twilight film. 
          

Here's a bit of something I saw online that made me cry tears of joy.
          
          
          Dear Twilight, 
          
          Our Charlie works with the most dangerous dragons of England- Yours is a bad parent. Our Bella was a psychotic fighter- Yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag. Our James was a marauder- Yours was a creepy guy. Our Alice still loves her son even though she's irreversibly lost her mind- Yours is an irritating, overly preppy child. Our Blacks are a complicated pureblood family warring between themselves over the rights of good and evil- Yours are two idiots who think they know everything. Our Robert Pattinson was a good loyal man who was murdered by Voldemort- Your sparkled in the sun. Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in- yours fought over a girl who was already taken.
          
          Sincerely, The Harry Potter fandom who wants you to stop stealing our names.
          
          

Oh and. Almost forgot this bit!
          
          
          99% of girls would be dead if Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 1% who would be cracking up!!
          
          90% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you're part of the 10% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "Do a back flip you sparkly retard!" 

Couldn't fit all of this onto my profile thing so here's something special. I think it is my duty as a Harry Potter fan to present you with this bit of extensive knowledge.
          
          
          We defended the STONE
          We found the CHAMBER
          We freed the PRISONER
          We were chosen by the GOBLET
          We fought with the ORDER
          We learned from the PRINCE
          We mastered the HALLOWS
          We're the Harry Potter generation
          
          You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter
          You say red and black, I say red and gold
          You say Forks, I say Hogwarts
          You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione
          You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
          You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters
          You say Go die, I say Go kiss a Dementor
          You say football, I say Quidditch
          You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter, I say You must not tell lies
          You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
          You say depression, I say The dementors must be near here, have some chocolate
          You say I'm going to kill you, I yell Avada Kedavra!
          You say life I say Harry Potter
          Put this on your bio if you ♥ Harry Potter
          
          Cedric Diggory taught me not all Hufflepuffs are weak
          Luna Lovegood taught me not all Ravenclaws are stuck up
          Severus Snape taught me not all Slytherins are heartless
          Peter Pettigrew taught me not all Gryffindors are loyal
          
          

@Rachelrisika lol! I love that one!

Alas, earwax.- albus dumbledore

hey ammara!
          its been a while :3
          
          x pancakes