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[Eric Cartman]
          Well
          Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
          She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
          She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
          She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
          
          On Monday she's a bitch
          On Tuesday she's a bitch
          On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
          Then on Sunday, just to be different
          She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
          
          [Eric Cartman, spoken]
          Come on! You all know the words!
          
          [Eric Cartman, kids]
          Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
          She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
          She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
          She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
          
          [Eric Cartman]
          Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
          She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
          Kyle's mom's a bitch
          And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)
          
          
          Talk to kids around the world
          And it might go a little bit something like this:
          
          (Chinese)
          Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi
          
          (French)
          Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier
          
          (Dutch)
          Ze is een

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CRAIG
          People are dying
          The fault is our own
          You can do lots of damage
          When you're on your phone
          
          CRAIG (and TWEEK)
          We all have to agree (ah, ah)
          To change it somehow (ah, ah)
          Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah)
          To end it right now (ah, ah)
          
          FOURTH GRADERS
          Put it down
          Don't be on your phone
          While being president
          Put it down
          Might do something dumb
          And cause an accident
          
          MEN
          Let's all agree, here today
          That if we're ever leader of the USA
          
          ALL
          We'll put it down
          
          
          CORPORATE EXEC (spoken)
          If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device
          
          FOURTH GRADERS
          Put it down
          
          PEDESTRIAN (spoken)
          If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office
          
          FOURTH GRADERS
          Put it down
          
          MCDONALD'S WORKER (spoken)
          I'll take the pledge
          
          DOCTOR (spoken)
          I'll take the pledge
          
          HILLARY CLINTON (spoken)
          And I'll take the pledge
          
          FOURTH GRADERS
          No one cares
          
          MAN IN RESTAURANT (spoken)
          What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye
          
          
          FOURTH GRADERS
          Put it down

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kyle and christophe were both situated on the couch , christophe being sat down while kyle had been leaning up against the other male , laying down . they had been watching movies all day , since nobody else seemed to be around , kenny and stan doing something together , while craig and tweek probably wouldn ' t have come over to begin with , and gregory had been off somewhere . oh and , butters was just , doing some shit butters does . he soon looked up at the brunette male he was accompanied by , " what movie are we gonna watch now ? your pick . " the ginger had already expected what the response would be .

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@malheureuxmole 
            
            it ' s almost as if kyle found peace in a life of drowning , kyle always felt as if something about him was incomplete , he thought for so long that there was something wrong with him , and maybe there is . but in this moment it was whole . the missing part was there , everything felt whole . everything * was * whole . he wasn ' t fixed , but no human can be fixed can they ? the ginger was lovestruck , and he had been for a while now , but this moment meant something different , this wasn ' t any normal moment . his heart was pounding , he ' d never been so happy , he was so happy he could cry , he could bawl . then the redhead had remembered the movie . he had hoped that the movie wasn ' t to a certain part yet , he found the movie quite boring , though one certain part always made him teary . though he didn ' t bother to peer over to the movie or anything , he would hope his hearing would be enough to notice , because kyle doesn ' t think christophe would let him skip this scene . as his and christophe ' s noses met , he smiled wide , he wouldn ' t even have to look to feel christophe ' s gaze of affection , but how could kyle even look away ?
            " the moon is beautiful , isn ' t it ? " he had no idea if christophe recognized that phrase , or understood it . christophe is his moon , if anything . though that wasn ' t what he was getting at . he laughed at his own scrambled up train of thought and simply went , " i love you , ' tophe " he beamed , placing a small and gentle kiss on christophe ' s nose .
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malheureuxmole

@jewbilee 
            
            every word of kyle's was utterly perfect to christophe. every feature, every smile, everything about the ginger was perfect. no negative feelings ever came forward when the brunette was around kyle, every time they were together, both of them were so happy. " and you're mine. " the brunette whispered back, his words simple but so full of meaning. kyle truly was christophe's everything, and nothing could describe his love for the ginger. no words, feelings, or sentences could describe how much he loved kyle. the brunette could spend hours talking about how much he loved the other male and it would still not be enough to describe how much he enjoyed being around kyle. he looked into the ginger's eyes, putting their noses together. " nothing describe how much i love you, mon cher. " he muttered, a smile forming on his face.
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jewbilee

─⠀▨ @malheureuxmole 
            
            kyle could sit here forever if able to , he didn ' t even want to move at this point to be absolutely honest . he would sit here as long as he could . he could talk to christophe for as long as he could and would never get bored , they didn ' t even need to talk , it was just impossible for the ginger to be actually bored with christophe . no feelings , no words . nothing . NOTHING could truly ever express how much kyle loves christophe . it was such a strong emotion that not even kyle could put in words , nor even actions . everything about christophe was perfect to the ginger , everything . kyle couldn ' t see one single flaw . christophe was talented , extremely talented . the brunette was perfect , truly perfect . kyle was amazed by nearly anything christophe would do , he was truly lucky to have the brunette in his life . " you ' re my everything , אהובי . " the ginger whispered , still in a soft tone of voice .
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