mallorykendrick

That was hilarious.

It's locked!
          That's because I locked it! Idiot!
          Oh my lord! She's a cactus!
          They're not gonna think like me! They're gonna become me!
          And then he's wearing a dress. And a lab coat. And a pants suit. And I'm like WHAT?!?
          And then, of course, the dressed-like-a-roman guy starts talking-and spitting-and you're sitting there, confused, while they say "destroy the daleks", I say YAY, "and the time lords", I say WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
          This is so confusing. I LOVE IT!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!!

I just became obsessed with unicorns. HOW, YOU ASK? I HAVE NO IDEA.

Unicorns like dead spiders. And unzipped eggs. BAD UNICORN. The unicorn is so inappropriate.

Has anyone noticed that if the er was taken out of PotterHead it would be PotHead. That's not cool. Does anyone want to look at my brain to make sure it's okay?

This book defies the laws of literature.

OH! And look at that! The psychopathic mother was reunited with her son! YAY!

I swear it was the main character. All of the books had been in her perspective and the last was alternating from her POV her boyfriend's POV.

This is what just happened. Your brother trys to kill you. You talk to him later in life. He makes you mad, so you punch him in the face. You say you'll forgive him if he saves the world by dying (in a way I'm not going to get into detail). He's upset he has to die, so you take his place and die for him. The readers of the book cry because the fricking main character just died.