hello hello it is i, mai (pronounced like the word 'my'). I dont know what I'm doing half of the time, usually just word vomiting onto documents, paper, people. Fun stuff, cool girl stuff. Anyway, I'm kind of a newbie at this whole 'write books and watch people read/criticise/analyse/troll them' thing, so don't mind me if I'm kinda unhinged at this. Oh, and, by the way, I'm a soon to be author, publishing my first ever poetry book. Like, legit. You can buy it. It's on bookleaf publications, will send it in when it's finally approved. Pretty cool, huh? But this is gonna be my more chill, weird, unhinged stories wattpad page. SO. Grab some popcorn, tissues (in case your eyes bleed), and a nice cozy blanket (so you don't get nightmares) and hop onto the ride ;). Yours, Mai.

(also, credits to pr6tty and gretouille7W on pinterest for the banner and pfp. Dwight + cats= bad idea. that's why it's funny)