mamabear376

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I just got a message from saying "being s teenager is so hard, I have to deal with bad grades and drama" Fuck you dude! Last year a classmate poisoned me with detergent and last week someone threw a metal chair at me like we were in wwe wrestling. My school is an actual prison! I'm surprised I'm not able to buy prison tattoos in the gym!

mamabear376

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I just got a message from saying "being s teenager is so hard, I have to deal with bad grades and drama" Fuck you dude! Last year a classmate poisoned me with detergent and last week someone threw a metal chair at me like we were in wwe wrestling. My school is an actual prison! I'm surprised I'm not able to buy prison tattoos in the gym!

mamabear376

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A kid is Allowed to keep a knife at school in his backpack that is bigger than my fucking palm!! But my friend is going to get arrested because he was defending himself! Not even gonna check the cameras or ask the witnesses and their gonna press charges, utter bullshit

mamabear376

A 7 year old boy was at the hospital waiting for his.mom to finish her appointment. So he decided to do something nice!! When his mom came back she asked 'what he did while she was away' and of course he responded
          
          "I turned off beeping things so the sick people can sleep better!"

mamabear376

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So um I just found out that
          'Die' is a Shakespeare euphemism for orgasm..
          And the first thing I thought about is "Damm to poets suicide hotline must be so fucking weird"

mamabear376

@OwlHouseEnby This reminded of Romeo and Juliet "die for me my love". No wonder their families were so against it! Their just upset their not married first.
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OwlHouseEnby

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@mamabear376 I love that so fucking much.
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mamabear376

@-0WEN- Noice
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mamabear376

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I am in fucking shock because of this word...
          
          whelp /(h)welp/ I. noun 1. a puppy. 2. a cub. 3. a boy or young man (often as a disparaging form of address). 4. (whelps) — a set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or windlass, designed to reduce the slippage of a rope. II. verb — [with obj.] 1. (of a female dog) give birth to (a puppy) • Copper whelped seven puppies • [no obj.] a bitch due to whelp. III. phrases in whelp (of a female dog) pregnant. – origin Old English hwelp (noun), of Germanic origin; related to Dutch welp and German Welf.
          
          ^dictionary definition!! Did anyone else know this was a thing or am I retarded?!

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@mamabear376 yep :) I use this word mainly as a "guess that didn't work" exclamation, as "welp, guess I'm wrong" or similar. The term whelp is also used in canine standards a lot, especially in breed books, so I'm fairly familiar with it :)
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streetshops

i definitely did not know that-
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