mamajem

Presumably to spam it with memes

@hoomstapoopsta if you are confused, this is linnette because she wants to start a "group chat" but Wattpad doesn't have that feature

HEY SO I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT???? Hi yes how are you all? sorry I died on y’all 
          uh, I’m not in the Eddsworld fandom anymore so pls don’t expect that of me but I’m totally abt to make a Larry Johnson account because he’s my good boy 
          SF has taken over my life so dM ME IF YOU WANNA CATCH UP OR WANT MY NEW ACCOUNT!!!!

kms I hate the glitch it’s driving me insane 

sksksks hEy-
          It's me, Mario.
          I mean, OfficDaddyTord-
          YouchangedyourmarkaccountInoticed-
          My account got banned for no reason, Wattpad is being fucky. I'm using @_BubbleBoy_ if you wanna roleplay with me still. Or, y'know, ignore me like everybody else does still even after trying to literally kill myself. I think that's why my account got banned, a mix of all the times I got reported over the whole Egg fiasco and trying to kill myself, which I think a bot assumed was a false threat and banned me.

somebody please tell me why my mom wants to pluck my eyebrows so badly

IM BACK FROM CAMP AND I HAD OVER 300 NOTIFS 

206 followers???
          da fUQ
          GUYS WHAT 
          WH

GUYS GO FOLLOW @mirakooldip THEYRE AWESOME AND DESERVE SO MUCH LOVE 
          IF I GO BACK THERE TMRW AND THEY STILL HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS IM GOING TO GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE 
          U WONT LIKE THE SPRAY BOTTLE 
          (Jk jk but go follow them pls) 

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I think you deserve to know. Judging from your comment on OfficDaddyTords account, ‘why you shouldn’t join the “Egg Army”’, you’ve definitely read it. But, as of now, it’s been confirmed that the story was nothing more than a lie, and was created to give Egg hate and ruin her reputation, while on the other hand give OfficDaddyTord attention. Egg has even confirmed herself that she is straight (which wouldn’t make sense for why she’d be dating a girl in the story then.), and has only dated one person in her life, and it was neither of them.