A joint account between the two queens of the man purses.

madi  ( @msmadichristine) is a fairly insane person, but since she's my friend, that's to be expected. she goes by madi, but her REAL name is loki. shhh. don't tell her i said that, she's very sensitive about giving out her real name. madi/loki has the best taste in music since the beginning of mankind, she can probably quote the killers at you backwards if you ask. she enjoys dog genitals and grampas in bikinis. also she doesn't eat meat. i think that makes her a valedictorian or some shit.

EK  ( @ParadoxicalWhim) (otherwise known as Morgan Freeman) (more things in parenthesis) is my partner in crime. We conquer all of earth by screaming song lyrics in people's faces and creating fake holidays that no one celebrates but us. Being friends with Mr. Freeman is hard work, though. She spams my phone with lyrics in all caps of songs on the muse pandora station, A LOT. EK over here also is super random and she is biased against valedictorians. I hope you understand what I have to deal with.