M A N G O

i went to a drag show today!

story time also tw for vomit?
          
          i remember me, em, ag, t, g, s, aj, az, r, ec, and n were sitting at our lunch table and we were playing smash or pass
          
          mind you em is hella chopped, he looks like if a fucking mosquito had a weird short haircut /hj
          
          but it came around to em and he was saying smash or pass me (EVERYONE EXCEPT AG SAID PASS), and n said “punch”
          
          i laughed, and forgot to swallow my strawberry milk, and when it was halfway down my throat, i started laughing again and..
          
          em: ozzy smash or pass me
          me: BLEURGHGHGHGGHHH-
          
          it wasn’t puke, it was just milk that was slightly more warm, and everone was laughing like “yo em is not that ugly” and em’s fuckass was fake crying and laughing, as i cleaned up my fucking indigested milk off my face and table.
          
          yes he is that ugly trust me

SECTION 7 WHENNNN (no pressure just really like the book!)

Ty for follow!

BROSKIS.
          
          I FOUND A REALLY REALLY COOLIO SONG
          
          ITS CALLED BRIDEZILLA BY MOMMY LONG LEGS IT GIVES ME SUCH A GOOD WEIRD RUSH OF UNKNOWN NOSTALGIA

apparently I wasn't eating enough so i fainted in my bathroom??? but like I ate yesterday

i almost fainted today :D

man i love making OCs and stealing ideas from c.ai
          
          like the plot of one of my chats is these two roommates (river and jace, my oc is river) that go out to get medicine and find a random stray kitten and adopt it and name it waffle (yes river named it, they’re stoopid)
          
          this has been fully platonic and fluff and i love it maybe ill write a quick book about them idk

does anyone else type like they talk (it just gives it more personality and less robot)

vent/new fact?
          
          i did some research and... um..
          
          -misophonia
          -pica
          -hypersexual
          
          
          uh oh guys idk.
          
          also uh evidence for each:
          
          MISOPHONIA: I usually get triggered with loud chewing, it makes me want to fucking cry and punch the person chewing and shit i also hate the sound when you like drag your dry nail against marble same reaction my mind just says "go kill yourself (/JJJ)" to whoever's doing it
          
          PICA: i have eaten countless erasers, WHOLE ASS PENCILS, paper, cardboard, fabric, etc, and it started in like 1st grade (im in 6th grade next year) so like I think that checks out
          
          HYPERSEXUAL: ooo boy the tough one uh I found my mom's OF account when i was like 6 years old, and I typed in the website on my unsupervised tablet and immediately was flashed with p0rn, especially SA and abuse stuff, and i thought it was normal, until when I was like 9 i realized like "hey, this is wrong, this is grape.." and i quit for a while but I'm starting to relapse back into it and whenever I like take a shower and get out, I can't be in the mirror without clothes on because I get nauseous idk if that's a part of it but it started when i was really indulging in that stuff.
          
          sorry for dropping a bomb on you guys