gæhejustdoesntknow

i’ll start writing more tmr *^* it’s 1 am

i will be deleting my old stories and writing marauders ffs as of now !<3

The Joker: Are you sweet talking me? Ha. Ha. Ha. I love this guy. He’s so intense.
          [looking over to Harley]
          Monster T: You’re lucky man. You got a bad bitch. 
          The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! 
          [he whistles over to Harley to come over]
          The Joker: Oh, come to Daddy.
          Harley Quinn: Puddin’.
          The Joker: Oh yeah. Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now.
          [Harely sits on Monster T’s lap]
          Harley Quinn: Well. You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours.
          Monster T: I don’t want no beef.
          The Joker: You don’t want no beef? You don’t want no beef?
          Harley Quinn: Why, what’s wrong?
          The Joker: You don’t want no beef?
          Harley Quinn: You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.
          Monster T: This is your lady.
          The Joker: Look, are you enjoying yourself?
          Monster T: No. That’s your lady, Joker.
          The Joker: That’s right. Yeah. Yo, J.
          [Joker shoots Monster T]

New chapter for A Supernatural Problem on the way

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence.

read madlove by @BloodLikeRoyalty I love her I found her from  one of her ffs on yt

im bummed they aren't coming near me :(

Joker: Question. Would you die for me?
           Harley: Yes.
           Joker : That's too easy.
          Joker: Would you...
          Joker : Would you live for me?
          Joker: Hm?
          Harley: Yes
          Joker: Careful.
          Joker: Do not say this oath thoughtlessly.Desire becomes surrender.
          Surrender becomes power. You want this?
          Harley: I do.
          Joker : Say it. Say it. Say it.
          Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
          pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
          Harley: Please.
          Joker: God, you're so.…Good.

You know I love how someone cures me out and yells at me to make me feel worthless. its such a fun fucking game. I mean like yes bitch im a fucking psychopath

I've been thinking of getting a second wattpad acct just for Roleplaying