@marbleisoncatnip
MY FRIEND READ MY DIARY YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE KEEPS TEASING ME ABOUT RANDOM SHIT OH MY GOD
Wtf? I clicked on a fic to read and there was a text to speech thing and it started fucking reading to me?
I almost fucking drowned today
@helenaredingsmut that would be lovely because this isn't the first time he's almost killed me
Today i was working on a project with three of my class mates and 2 of them started fighting in class .(more like one of them was beating the other up) it was a boy & girl, so like the girl stepped up on the chair he was sitting on and was stomping her foot on his uhm... tinkle stick while slapping the back of his head and gripping his hair while he was screaming which was muffled by the girl's hand and I honestly felt bad but couldn't help but laugh
@Immature_duck I know I felt honestly really bad laughing but I could not help it :(
@marbleisoncatnip Oh sweet Jesus, that poor guy...OH lord have mercy, may Apollo save his soul-
Me and my school went on a field trip to this museum and a dumbass in my group bumped up against the wall and knocked down a statue from ancient Rome and it broke and we were immediately kicked out and told to never come back
@marbleisoncatnip I just imagined Pip there saying "I'll shank ya you wanker!" In his accent
@Immature_duck after that when we were outside we all jumped him (there were 13 other people there)
I washed my beanie that i've been wearing everyday since i was in the 4th grade cuz it started to smell and when i put it in water and was washing it when i was done that water was BLACK.....
*eats*
BRO I FELL ASLEEP DURING HISTORY CLASS AND SOMEONE CUT MY SHIRT ALL THE WAY UNTILL THEY REACHED MY BRA WTF AAAAAAAAHHH
I saw a lonely Kenny plush in the back of spencers all by himself next toa silver dildo and I just had to get him because I felt bad
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY
