Matthew Gray Gubler can punch me in the face and I'll say thank you 😌

Your girlfriend has 67 atoms.
She is such a ho

🎶 My boy loves his friends like I love my split ends, by that I mean he cuts them off 🎶

🎵 If I love you was a promise would you break it? If you're honest, tell the mirror what you know she's heard before 🎵

🎧 Oh Mr potato-head tell me,is it true that pain is beauty 🎧

Fries before guys
Unless it's Evan Peters
Sorry fries...

Trust gets you killed, Love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated |-AHS|

Em...my name is Maria-Elena

I am sooo lazy but who cares? I dont cause I am to lazy to care...

Talking with my worst enemy be like:

Her: You look so ugly today
Me: Really?
Her: Yes!
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today...😏

Texting with friends and family be like:

Text with mom:

Me: I got suspended

Mom: What did you do? Oh and you are grounded

Me: Teacher said pointing at me that in the end of the ruler there is a stupid person standing...

Mom: And?

Me: I asked in which end...

Mom: You are ungrounded and you made my day 😂

Text with dad:

Me: Fuck you John I trusted you and you cheated on me?

Me: Oh sorry dad that was meant for John

Dad: Oh ok in a different conversation have you seen my Gun?

Me : I love you dad ❤😘

Text with Brother:

Me: Caleb John cheated on me 😢

Brother: Wait there I am coming

Me: You live in a different state stupid

Brother : It is called a plane ticket

Text with Bestie:

Me : any advise on being single on valentines day?

Bestie: When you see a couple kissing or cuddling run up to them and scream : How could you I trusted you and that is what you do? It is over and slap him as hard as you can

Me: That is why we are besties

Future Children Be like

Girl: Hi my name is Lydia

Boy: Hi my name is Stiles

Girl: .......

Boy: .......

Girl: Your mom watched teen wolf too?
 #teenwolfislife