Hey guys. My name is Maria and I am an octopus. Living in the ocean is quite an adventure. I have amazing friends of all kinds, including Harold the squid and Betty the snail. We go on fantastic adventures through the Pacific Ocean. Although our home water is awfully cold, we still enjoy what we have and live life to the fullest, cause you know.. YOLO. Just kidding... I'm not that weird, but seriously guys we are really cool. Cooler than your freezer. Cooler than a splash of water on your face on a hot summer day. But how would I know how that feels if I live underwater, you might ask. Well let me just tell you that I.. swear not to tell anyone.. but I am a secret agent. And my co-worker Roger, is a dog.. But don't tell him I told you. He would get really mad guys. Like really mad. Madder than Betty when you tip her over. She gets extremely mad when I do that. One day she even threatened to hit me. But guess what? She couldn't catch up to me! hahahah. Ya i know I'm pretty funny, you don't have to tell me. Well I guess that's it guys, so you know.. ROGER out.