Hello my fellow earthlings, well as some may know I am Flash. I'm very very very fast. I'm best friends with Batman, but I'll never tell you her secret identity. She's so epic and fabulous, well because she's Batman. My other best friend is a dirty striper, and I'm a classy striper. Hmm lets see, well I can stick my whole fist in my mouth. I think it's because I have such small hands, and such a big mouth. Probably shouldn't of said that after I said I'm a striper. I love snails, they're so cute and SNAILS. I also love cats, especially black cats. Random, but did you know cats are DEVIL WORSHIPERS, oh well they're my homies. I also love owls, they're just so mysterious up in those trees eyeing you like a sex predator. Ah that brings me back to the old days. Just kidding. (Maybe)  I love twerking, even though I don't have an ass to twerk. (God it's terrible) I love FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE! God dammit Pewdelia! By the way I have a magical friends too that live with Nyan Cat. My BFFFF Bobert The Tailless Unicorn is married to Nyan Cat, and I get really upset when my other BFFFFF Greg The Super Happy Alpaca and him argue. God Bobert, for the last time Greg is not trying to be a unicorn, he just likes wearing party hats. Some of you may be thinking "Is this wackodoodle on drugs, or what?" No I'm not on drugs, although weed looks very beautiful, I'm non drugs. WOO HOO. I deserve a gold star. I do have a disease though called Whamabam, it makes your feet turn purple, only when you're in Africa. Time for boring serious part. BLAH BLAH BLAH. You know what screw you Ke$ha, for writing the dumbest song ever. Okay so, I enjoy long walks on the beach, taking sexy pictures of myself playing with Barbie dolls. I enjoy hitting my head against the wall while listening to metal. I enjoy splattering paint all over, well because duh it's art. I enjoy making screeching sounds with my violin and guitar because I can. Lastly, I enjoy writing beautifulness.