I HATE YOU WYATT, YOURE A FUKING JEW
IM BOXMAN
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
STOP TOUCHING MY PENIS
UHH I LOVE GUM
I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY WIFE TO GET A SECOND JOB 
IF YOU'RE A FAN, YOU'RE GREAT BUT PLEASE STOP CALLING ME DADDY CAUSE IT'S GETTING A LIL BIT WEIRD 
OKRRRR
WATERMELONS ARE BERRIES 
THE GREEN ONES CAN SUCK MY WOAHHHHOHO
THAT WAS MY TWIN, JOEL KEELY 
YES, IM PREGNANT 
YA DED 
OH, HONEY 
YOU SEE THIS GLASS BALL 
ITS YOUR BIRTH- 
HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING.
FINN WOLFHARD FLOATING ON FLOWER WHAT IDIOT
AHAH HE FELL OVER. AHAH HE DED. 
BASICALLY WHERE GUYS CHOP OFF THEIR DICKS
2 GIRLS ONE CUP, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT? JUICY. YEA, JUICY. VERY JUICY. 
DUDE POOP IS THE BEST TOPIC. EVER. 
WHYYYYYY. sorry. YAAA. YOU IDIOOTTTT. WUTTT. 
I'M SO GLAD I RECORDED THIS STREAM 
EL FUKING SCORCHO
GO BLOW YOUR DAD YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE
CAN ONLY VIRGINS SEE THIS SHIT?
IF ANYONE ASKS WHERE I AM, I'VE LEFT THE COUNTRY
MORNINGS ARE FOR COFFEE AND CONTEMPLATIONS 
PROMISE? PROMISE.
MOUTHBREATHER
DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CACA TO ME SENOR 
DO YOU WANT ONE FROM ME TOO MRS. K?
PISS AND SHIT
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A STAPH INFECTION?
YO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE? THEY'RE GAZEBOS, THEY'RE BULLSHIT
DO NOT FUKING TOUCH ME 
WE WALKED THROUGH SHITTY WATER, YOU BROUGHT ME TO THIS CRACKHEAD HOUSE AND NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL THIS FUKING CLOWN. WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE.
DO A LOT OF STUDYING LAST NIGHT? WHAT WAS YOUR TEST ON AGAIN? HUMAN ANATOMY?
SORRY, SPASM
I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING
FRIENDS DONT LIE
YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE THINGS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE TELLS YOU YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
WHY ARE YOU KEEPING THIS CURIOSITY DOOR LOCKED