rex

your new layout is weird

gimme noodle too-

hi

if i was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

do you like to draw?
          
          because i put the d in raw

let’s play carpenter. first we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you

i wish i was your math homework
          
          because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk

just fried my arm lmao ✌️

is there a mirror in your pants? 
          
          cause i think i can see myself in them

YEET FOUND YOU